Santa Claus was declared a Canadian citizenship on December 23, 2008. Canadian officials have reasoned that Santa is more Canadian that any other nationality because he dresses in the colors of the Canadian flag. Additionally, NORAD's annual tracking of Santa's journey has shown that his flight consistently originate from the Canadian region of the North Pole. Obviously part of the Canadian plot to gain sovereignty over the North Pole. I wonder what Russia, Canada's main rival for the North Pole, thinks of all this.
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